- 'Don't worry son. It will feel better when it stops hurting.'
- Who knew that pumpkin flavored hot chocolate could be so good?
- Its a hot chocolate day
- At least it is not snowing
- Is it just me or do these debates resemble two children in the principals office bickering 'ya-huh, not-ah, ya-huuuuh, NOT-AHH!!!'
- I failed my cleaning inspection today. Apparently you have to clean inside of the oven.
- I have decided that I have figured out girls. Wait! did I say girls? strike that, reverse it.
- 'If God created Adam is his image then why do we have nipples?' One of my favorite street contacting memories in Watford.
- I think that Slenderman is evil.
- I had a dream with Slenderman in it last night. I punched him in his faceless face and got away. #fearovercome
- If you are planning on having an intellectually sharp day do not stay up till 4:30 in the morning then get up at six.
- I just watched Premium Rush and suddenly I have this odd desire to ride a bicycle without breaks through a red light in New York traffic... I think I'll sleep on this one.
- Just a heads up, Total Recall is probably not the best idea for a back-up Family Home Evening activity.
- My best friend just jumped off a building. Why? Apparently they chicks dig it.
- Twice... He did it twice.
- I'm so glad that we have a wonderful President to remind us that we no longer ride horses in the Navy.
- All of my roommate just put their contracts up for sale. Should I take this personally?
I can't think of any more.
